May I introduce myself: My name is Beth.
I
am a distinguished Boxer lady with a sweet disposition, housebroken,
spayed,
healthy in body and spirit, wealthy with love to give freely and wise
to the
ways of humans.
With
my human family, I am gentle and kind, loving, attentive and
protective. I love
children. I learn fast and I like to learn new things. Nevertheless,
this lady
of distinction has a strong body and a strong will. Therefore, I prefer
an
equally distinguished human who can truly appreciate a sophisticated,
strong
Boxer lady. No wimps spoken here.
Why
am I touting my horn, you ask. Why I am sitting in I a little cell
pleading for
help?
Well,
that is a sad story. First, I lived a happy Boxer life with my human.
Then the
human suddenly disappeared never to come back. Instead, many other
humans went
in and out of our home and took things. When I attempted to defend our
home,
they grabbed me and through me into a cell in a horrible place with
many other
dogs. Ever since, I have moved from one little cell to another. Humans
come and
go. They look at me, I look at them pleading, they shake their head and
move on.
deserve to live like this, grow old
and spend her last days in a dreary little cell? Without love? Without
fun?
Without even a couch?
No,
no and no again. So, search your heart, find mercy, get into your car
and come
over here right now to liberate me from my cell. Show me the blue sky,
let me
feel soft moist earth under my feet again, let me savor the scents of
life
during an early morning walk. Then, watch this lady blossom.
Applications
accepted right now. It is easy to qualify. You need only
-Proof
of a nice car to ride in,
-Proof
of a soft couch,
-Proof
that you are willing to give a distinguished lady the treatment
she
deserves.
In
turn, I promise to love you, shower you with kisses and do my best to
please you
at all times. I will protect you and those we love to my last breath.
Here
on earth my love and boundless gratitude will be with you forever.
Beyond the
Rainbow Bridge I shall stand as your best witness when the Book of
Judgment is
opened. Behold the power of a grateful animal soul...
So,
what are you waiting for? Please, please, come over here and get your
Lady in
Waiting.
Lovingly,
Beth
***
Beth's friend Windsor, who coached her to successfully change her attitude, now is grieving the loss of a good friend.
Hear his lament:
Lament of a Selfish Boxer
Sung to a dear Boxer friend on the Roof
O
Beth, my friend, my dear friend, my sole friend Beth!
Would
God I had taken thee into my house, O Beth,
my
friend, my sole friend Beth!
WepteeeeewoooooooHoooooooohhoooooooooooo
Summer
just began,
lazy
days in the shade of big trees, in cool, soft grass, with you at my
side, a
short sniff away 'round the next corner.
Gone.
Woooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooo.
Who
washes my face before bedtime?
Who
defends me before my enemies?
Betheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Who will greet me from the high roof?
Woofooooooowoooooooowoooooof
Betheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
My
heart is emptyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
My
heart is saaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaad.
Life without you
is soooooooo bbbbbbbbbbbbbhhhaaaaaaaaaahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddd
Oh,
come on! Enough of this feely touchy stuff.
I
am a man, a Boxer man.
And
I am glad, Beth my friend, you finally found the forever home you
longed for so
long.
May
life be good and happy for you – on your own bed, your own couch, in
your car
and with your new loving family?
I
am happy for you.
Happy,
so happyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Windsor
King MacArthur
King
of the Seas
A
Friend
PS:
Beth, will you let me sleep on your bed when I need one???
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